Ok, you're stranded in a blizzard outside of Daytona speedway caught in traffic because 100,000+ rednecks want to get back to their own state before dark. You have 3 guitars to have with you. 1 is to use as kindling because of the Florida snowstorm, 2 is to fight off the Earnhardt fans that mooch everyone's beer 3 for you to play, cuddle or whatever wierd crap you want to do with it..................Ready? 1 For my firewood guitar would be Steve Vai's 5 neck hydra guitar. Gotta be a decent amount of wood in that. 2 one of those 80's pointy Kramer guitars. Would be brutal and efficient dealing with the sea of #3's and #8's trying to get in your cooler. 3 is a toughie but I want billy Gibbon's explorer in the video where it looks like a cloud. Never thought of having a cuddle guitar but now I have an answer if topic comes up.........and yes I'm aware that seniors gone and jr retired.